STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
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This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
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red - i love you.
pink - i think you’re cute.
blue - you’re amazing.
rose - you’re pretty
purple - you’re hot.
plum - i would fuck you.
violet - i would date you.
aqua - i could stay on your blog for hours.
lavender - you are my tumblr crush.
orange - i want to get to know you.
tangerine - we have a lot in common.
amber - i wish you would notice me.
cream - i don’t talk to you but I really love your blog