Friday, April 18, 2014

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

(Source: derdermewmew)

sensationofcucumbers:

worthwhile:

heinzvonstrudel:

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

JESUS CHRISTSJHDSGS

THIS IS THE MOST FUNNY THING E V E R

i can’t even laugh at this because i actually react too much like this woman

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

Thursday, April 17, 2014

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

savingpeoplehunting-things:

fangirling-my-fandoms:

silence4us:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

Sheer will power

I am adapting. I will be unstoppable.

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay)

elegantpaws:

I’m sorry America but your education system is fucked up. It explains a great deal I see on tumblr.

(Source: sandandglass)

Blechhhh why DMV do you make address changes so difficultttttt

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life)

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

(Source: twerkingrick)

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

(Source: mr-salacia-senpai)

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

When I come home from work to homemade gnocchi ♡ ♥ ♡

The fact I had to scrape ice off my windows last night before I left work and brush off snow this morning makes me ask myself why I still live in new york.